FEST 2018: Three Stripes, a Muffin Top, and Those Pink Shoes

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Title: Three Stripes, a Muffin Top, and Those Pink Shoes
Author/Artist: maesterchill
Prompt: # S5
Pairing(s): Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
Word Count: 15,545
Rating: NC-17
Warning(s): Established Relationship, EWE, accidental infidelity, Accidental Hugo Weasley/Harry Potter, Background Pansy Parkinson/Ginny Weasley - Freeform, Background Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas - Freeform, background Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley - Freeform, Minor Hugo Weasley/Anthony Goldstein, Dubious Consent, Impotence, Fluff and Angst, Model!Draco, Retired!Harry, Swimwear, Tattoos, Pool Party, Cocktails, Draco in Heels, Crime against a Buxus, Vomiting, Humping in the Dark, Discussion of threesomes, Anthony Fucking Goldstein, Blow Jobs, Anal Sex, Rimming, Unreasonable Amounts of Come
Disclaimer: Harry Potter characters are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No profit is being made, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Notes: Thanks to my prompter. I know you were looking for predominantly Hugo action so I hope this doesn’t disappoint too much. The characters chose a slightly different route than I was expecting: who was I to argue?

Thank you to my fabulous alpha/beta T for everything, and sticking with this over the last three months. You have the unique talent of being an amazing sounding board, without ever sounding bored. You are ace and one-of-a-kind, all the things. Shurrup, you are. Thanks also to BC for a last minute look and really great suggestions and words of advice.

And finally, thanks to B for the crotch concealing charm concept. I will link the fic it came from once reveals are up.
Summary: It’s the hottest day anyone can remember. It's also Draco's 45th birthday and Harry has thrown him a pool party. Everyone’s feeling the heat. Well, everyone except for Harry.

Something and someone are making things complicated. Something soft and someone hard.

(Three Stripes, a Muffin Top, and Those Pink Shoes)